around the duck pond ([info]latin_doll) wrote,
2006-12-28 23:55:00
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ann coulter reads my fan fiction help

This is a review I just received for To Pieces*:

what the hell? there's a sex-mad ex-army vapire running around discworld? all the main female characters we know are lesbians? just to add insult to injury, your vocabulary, punctuation and grammar are all rubbish too. i assume, given your apparent obsession with gay sex, you may have something to tell your friends and family, if they don't already know.

...

I rather like my punctuation.

*Before you click: gotta warn for Monstrous Regiment spoilers, and sexual content, and such.

Update! Another review by the same person, this time for Now, Then:

right. you have a problem. every one of your fics that i've found yet is about maladicta and lesbian sex. if it had been teatime in your stories, i would have loved you. there isn't enough teatime on this site (in my biased and warped opinion), but since it's another lesbian maladict fic, dude, just find a hobby.

Is it wrong that I'm laughing? Especially since Now, Then is sorta kinda maybe about heterosexual sex, and all.
Tags: fan fiction, ich versteh euch nicht

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[info]mihalis_aya

December 29 2006, 10:26:14 UTC 5 years ago

So. Jealous. Why do I never get flamed? I wrote bloody incest Lirael/Ellimere and Lirael/Sam fic in Garth Nix universe and NOTHING! I seethe with professional jealousy.

[info]latin_doll

December 29 2006, 10:30:16 UTC 5 years ago

I AM CONFUSED.

I was under the impression that the very same person reviewed your Susan/Lobsang story, or wasn't that yours after all?

Also, I'm proud. My first homophobic flame! So far, I only ever received the infamous "your fic sucks, stop writing" variety.

[info]latin_doll

December 29 2006, 10:31:17 UTC 5 years ago

By 'not yours after all' I mean 'some other Susan/Lobsang story', not 'omg you plagiarist'. Just to clear that up :D

[info]mihalis_aya

December 29 2006, 10:35:47 UTC 5 years ago

Whoa, maybe...holy shit! I did get reviewed by this twatbucket, but I haven't gotten the review alert for it yet (it's been slow as hell for me lately). WTF?

at least your SPG cause no offence. and the story's alright, it's just been chewed over so many times, like a piece of smutty gristle. oh, yes,about that, it wasn't really a susan thing, and didn't sound like you were talking about the same one as pratchett. and did you really have to get that graphic? i just ate.

[info]latin_doll

December 29 2006, 10:55:36 UTC 5 years ago

Yeah, the review alerts have slowed down significantally. It's just because I have an unhealthy relationship with the almighty hit counter that I noticed these at all.

Also: this is priceless :D So they don't like femslash, they don't like het, but they are urging me to write G-rated Polly/Teatime, or what?

Oh, a new review for To Pieces. Can't see it yet, but I suppose it's from you...? Thanks :D

[info]mihalis_aya

December 29 2006, 11:39:34 UTC 5 years ago

Yep, from me! I can't believe I didn't have you on my author alert list, so I added you by way of review.

Keeping you on the flist keeps my German from dying completely, so I'll take this moment to thank you for it. ;)

[info]latin_doll

December 29 2006, 12:47:42 UTC 5 years ago

Wah, you can read my German babbling? How cool :D

Haven't updated my ff.n lists in ages. Now that's something I could be doing on the weekend.

[info]mihalis_aya

December 29 2006, 12:49:16 UTC 5 years ago

I was, once upon a time, fluent. But I had no one to talk to and I had finished the highest level offered at uni, so I stopped speaking it, and subsequently sit and stare at livejournal posts going, "Hey, wait, I sort of understood that...!" My French is far better.

[info]latin_doll

December 29 2006, 19:33:54 UTC 5 years ago

Hallo, Aya. Wie geht es dir heute? Mir geht es gut! Ich habe deine Review* inzwischen gelesen und mich auch sehr darüber gefreut, möchte allerdings zu diesem Zeitpunkt Abstand davon nehmen, irgendjemandem in die Eier zu treten.

*Sadly, German fandom hasn't found an adequate translation for 'review' (strictly in the ff.n sense) yet, if you disregard the godawful 'Kommi'**, and I suggest you do.

**short for 'Kommentar'

I used to be somewhat competent at French and have bullshitted my way through three years of Russian, but, well. It's all gone away.

Anonymous

December 31 2006, 13:40:43 UTC 5 years ago

was bedeutet dein anzeigebildchen? Ich krieg das nicht gelesen. Du weißt shcon, Kurzsichtigkeit und Uneinsichtigkeit zusammen sind eine schlechte Mischung.

Irgendwie wirbst du mit der schlechten Kritik für eine FFs. Das ist ein sehr interessantes Konzept. So analog zu Kritikerzitaten auf Buchrücken.

Ach, und Outings immer zuerst bloggen. Sehr praktisch! "Wie, ihr habt das nicht gewusst? Das steht doch schon Monate in meinem Blog!"

happy new year, comme.
and thanks for all the postings!

Anonymous

December 31 2006, 13:41:21 UTC 5 years ago

(that was me. fire.)[fuck you, livejournal, I AM a human!]

[info]latin_doll

January 1 2007, 20:32:36 UTC 5 years ago

... Du könntest dich einloggen! :D

Mein Anzeigebildchen? Das da oben? Hat keinen Text. Äh.

Das mit der Werbung hielt ich für 'ne gute Idee (und ehrlich gesagt, there's a sex-mad ex-army vapire running around discworld. all the main female characters we know are lesbians. wär ein Spitzen-Summary für 'ne FF, das müsste ich glatt klauen), aber insgesamt ergaben sich grade mal fünf neue Hits, von daher ist das auch egal.

Schönes neues Jahr :D

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August 12 2008, 17:22:25 UTC 3 years ago

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